pet my monkey
what horndogs like myself do to p-ss the time when no one is around.
i am so f-ckin’ thick down below…i just love to pet my monkey all the time.
see also spanking the monkey
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- elaughulate
to -j-c-l-t- and laugh simulatenously. kevin: man, i elaughulated so hard to this p-rn vid last night. matt: what was it? kevin: midget p-rn.
- Carfed
to have come (meaning -j-c-l-t-d, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously. mark was so drunk, he f-cked a chick so ugly he carfed himself. mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.
- Pevage
p-n-s cleavage. “i feel like anthony kiedis used to rock pevage. ” “tyson beckford has some great pevage. “
- pewapahee
a turn of phrase used loosely in scotland to describe a state of mind, usually happy/excited. thinking back to the exciting night the boys had the night before and remembering how fun it was, one says under his breath “pewapahee” with a smile on his face. pr-nounced as spelled.
- Carmen Brown
another word to describe stupidity. an obese woman with an unbearable stench and horrible grammar; regularly pleases herself with large inanimate household objects. see also: stank p-ssy generally, carmen is a mindless c-nt that cannot learn to do simple daily tasks; usually do to a small brain. also, this person can have the trait of […]