Pet the Furry Wall


(1) a phrase uttered to implore someone who is panicked, or highly anxious to calm and soothe their self. often a person having a bad trip while on drugs.

(2) a phrase used to re-ssure someone that they are safe and that their current situation is manageable.

source: the 2010 film, “get him to the greek”.
person 1: “man, i’m freaking out. everything is turning melty and colorful. why did you make me smoke that jeffery!”

person 2: “pet the furry wall man; be cool. you’ll be fine.”

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