Petashnic
when mans public hairs are longer than his p-n-s, errect or flaccid. also “petash” for a shortened meaning.
“man, did you see mitches petashnic, its hanging out of his speedos that’s disgusting!”.
“wow look tims petash is longer than his bl–dy beard!”
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