Peter Collistubitch


1. a consistantly b-tchy tone of voice, regardless of a speaker’s intentions
2. an aggravatingly long complaint
to fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. mostly refers to sports.

generally said whilst tapping one’s nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 – two blokes are playing billiards. bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.

bloke 1: you might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
-bloke 1 b-gg-rs up the shot-
bloke 1: i can’t believe i did that.
bloke 2: that’s a peter collis -taps nose- if i ever saw one.

2 – two blokes are playing golf.

bloke 1: oh man, i’m getting slaughtered here. i hate this hole.
-bloke 1 hits a hole in one-
bloke 1: ha! peter collis! -raises arms triumphantly-

3. someone whose most notable character trait is b-tching
have you met brian, the perpetub-tch from student services?

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