Peter Crouch


without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. with an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs peter crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the fa cup in 2006, the english league in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the galaxy a short time later. peter crouch is a hero of our time.

let’s gan down t’kop and cheer peter crouch
bl–dy good footballer who is 6ft 6″ and performs with some bl–dy good headers. crouchy plays for liverpool fc and england, and he’s rather good.
peter crouch, what a legend.
extremly tall football (soccer) player, ridiculed for his gangly apperance by many, has become cult hero for his now legendary robot.
he’s big, he’s red, his feet stick out the bed, peter crouch, peter crouch

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