Peter Fortune
the man wh-r- version of a dinner wh-r-. one who targets unsuspecting wealthy older women, for expensive dinners and golden diamond encrusted baubles.
joe is such a peter fortune he’ll bang any old b-tch for dinner and shiny gems.
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