he who seeks pies and rides motorbikes. one cannot simply decide to be a pie-rat; there are rituals to be performed and only other pie-rats can tell you if, and when, you have become a pie-rat.
‘slime looked at the grey skies and knew that today was a day for a pie. he started his harley and headed south. yes, the journey would be long, cold and not a little dangerous but there was a pie to be eaten and it had to be done. he is a pie-rat and it is the law’.
pirate a.k.a. internet all star
“i’m so clever, i made a screen name that is pie rat but no one knows that it says ‘pirate’ “
- pizza style
when the result of s-xual intercourse looks like a mess of pizza toppings. lizzies bed had been pizza style’d the act of having s-x while the female is on her period. my girlfriend is on her period, but she said we could do it pizza style…now i need new sheets!
- p*ss pleasantries
1. when one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. this can range from local newscasters to hollywood celebrities. usually one forgets that under normal circ-mstances they wouldn’t pee right beside someone if they didn’t have to, or that they could become the reason why the […]
- pizza trap
when you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left. that -ssh-l- zack left a pizza trap for me. when one prepares a delicious pizza from scratch and invites ladies to come over to your house and fight over it. thus […]
a drunken aged man. one who is often drunk or high. that man is stumbling a lot, he sure is a pollywalker.
- poly fever
a condition when someone is only attracted to polynesians; similar to jungle fever “john has a bad case of poly fever.” “yeah, he hasn’t given any white girls a second look since he’s came back from hawaii” “we’re gonna have to find him an island girl.”