peter maslan
peter maslan or commonly reffered to as peter muslim resides in cornish new hampshire he loves drinking and sometimes driving and he sometimes rips juul but he mostly preferres to stay home and w-nk his 3 inch hard weenie while watching guy fieri. if you see a peter muslim in public stay away he usually has lice since he never gets his greasy hair washed the best thing to do is call 911 and stay back a hazmat and highly trained swat team will come and tranq peter muslim to stop him from going into the nearest toys r us and jerking off or the nearest wall mart
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