peter parsnips
an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to s-xually -ssaulting his rose bush
“ somebody let me out of this f-cken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskett-t #n-gg-rs #touchme
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