peter peter blumpkin eater
after the act of giving his h-m-s-xual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the t-rdz can he be called “peter peter blumpkin eater”.
“peter peter blumpkin eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!”
the delicate art of getting a bl-wj-b while sh-tting into someone’s mouth.
peter peter blumpkin eater.
had a wife and couldn’t keep her.
found some friends who could stand the smell.
and handle the fiery taste as well.
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