Peter Plumley-Walker
the infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. his panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging huka falls, introducing s-xually naive new zealand to the word ‘dominatrix’
also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.
popular sm-tty schoolground joke:
q: “what were peter plumley-walkers last words?”
a: “i said hook my b-lls, not huka falls!”
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