Peterman-esque


adj. – used to describe one’s story that involves unusual and tangential clauses, and often highlights bizzare exploits or encounters, completely unrelated to the primary subject.

in reference to j. peterman.
what does your trip to thailand have anything to do with himalayan walking shoes? that’s very peterman-esque of you.

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