Peterson
the act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma sh-t possible.
from the vineyard in hunter valley, nsw, australia, where a malevolent -rs- explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
i totally peterson’d you’re sh-t-throne my frind, i’m sorry. i ate sh-llfish from the bin last night.
molester of dogs
dude! no! ahhh… peterson
a word used to express anger in an unfortunate situation
i failed my bio quiz…peterson!!!
to check your phone while riding your bike, losing sight of the road and causing you to ride into non-moving inanimate objects, such as parked cars.
“somebody called me when i was riding to cl-ss. i had to answer blindly and hope it wasn’t my crazy x because i didn’t want to pull a peterson.”
a “closeted” pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he’s a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed gl-sses, and a fixed-gear bike.
“did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?”
“yeah, he’s a total peterson.”
a term used to describe someone children who have down-syndrome. with the tendency to latch on to somebody emotionally and lashing out against anyone who competes with them for attention.
matt: do you guys know wtf is wrong with kyle?
zach: i have no clue he just needs to stop being hostile to everyone besides shane!
shane: well to be fair he is a peterson
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