Peto
a gaseous, noxious expulsion from the -n-l p-ssage; usually resulting in a toxic odour commonly used to dissolve plastic and wither souls. can cause aggressive outbursts. from the french word ‘peter’
corr blimey someones just let rip a peto.
has someone just peto’d in here? i think my soul is withering.
i’m going to have to make my excuses and leave, i can feel a peto coming on.
to lie about getting further with a girl than you actually did. occurs when one leads on their friends when it comes to doing acts, mostly of the s-xual nature, with a female.
please tell me you are petoing because that girl definitely had herpes.
pr-nounced pee-toh; plural “petoes”; adjective “petoish”
a peto is a male who has several characteristics, including:
-pale skin
-chubby, stubby hands with wide fingers, sort of like italian hands
-most have blond hair, usually greasy
-average height; nothing above 6 ft.
-chubby face, although they may not have a chubby body
-work in construction/work with cars, or seem like they would probably work in construction/work with cars
he’s cute, but i don’t like petoes.
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