Petri


a game where you try and fit you and all of your pets into one bed.
i tried to go to sleep after a long day of work but i had to play some petris with my dogs and cats.
petri is a finnish name for a man. it comes from the biblical name saint peter, that comes from the greek word, πέτρος or pétros, meaning stone or rock.

so, all the dudes named petri, are real tough guys.

the feminine equivalent petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a p-rn star body. so naturally petri is also one hot s-xual animal, with a sensual touch.
petri peter petra
if u have the name petri than it means ur just : amazing, kind, smart, funny, wonderful, terrific, fantastic, nice, silly, cool, fabulous, joyful, super, magnificent, helpful, superb, magical, beautiful, honest, loving, careful, understanding,respectful, responsible, brilliant, achieving, hardworking, strong, truthful, bright, happy, good, nonjudgmental, giving, pure, desirable, subtle, survivor, supreme, talented, talkative, fair, faithful, fit, unforgettable, friendly, calm, generous, graceful, genuine, real, astounding, remarkable, incredible, marvelous, gorgeous, delightful, amusing, enchanting, lovable, charming, authentic, stunning, attractive, tough, attentive, bighearted, delicate, conversational, humorous, entertaining, gifted, artistic, tender, young, courteous, smooth, protective, determined, quiet, p-ssionate, strong-willed, sincere, devoted, unique, quirky, precious, polite,distinguished,wise,humorous,happy-go-lucky, glorious, awesome, epic
petri, z. loveees yaaah xx bf;)
to pull a petris – the action to leave conference or a group conversation for a couple of minutes without telling anybody , and then return at a random time .
bob : so guys how about meeting up at 8 ?
bill : it’s ok
jhonny : perfect , but i have to be home by 9.
bob : sucks , jhonny can you pick me up on your way ?
jhonny: …..
bob : jhonny ?!?!?
bill : he just pulled a petris on us again !!!

( 5 minutes p-ss )

jhonny : you gyus still here ? i had to go do some random thing
known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract.12 the two ent-ties may be of opposite s-xes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails. the definition may additionally include penetrative s-xual acts between same-s-x pairings, such oral intercourse, -n-l intercourse, and fingering, which are also commonly practiced by heteros-xual couples
they together ended up in petris

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