Petrol Pump
this is the act of shoving your c-ck as far into the mouth of your partner as you can and shooting your wad straight down her throat, like your filling the car up at the petrol pump. you must also tap your c-ck against their bottom lip after you have c-m and then shove her panties into her mouth like you are putting the petrol cap back on.
you: i petrol pumped becky last night and almost made her choke.
friend: you are ruthless.
rhyming slang for “dump” for when you need a sh-t
guy 1 “mate, i need a petrol”
guy 2 “you what?”
guy 3 “petrol pump, dump. . u pillok”
men p-ssing in other people’s mouth, most notably their mates’ mouths – used as a prank.
bob: i needed a p-ss so bad, and nick was just there, so i petrol pumped him.
nick: it wasn’t that bad. it tasted like brine.
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