count fapula
1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a count fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes
2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l’eau de fap from victims
“say, suzanne, what’s all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?”
“well suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a count fapula”
when you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens -ss hole then c-m in her -sshole like its milk, after that you have her sh-t it out and bam you have ceareal with milk.
dude i totally got count fapula from my girl last night.
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