Petroleum Engineer
the top dog of engineers. the big d-ck bandit. is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. girls get wet at the site of a petro engineer. a good petro engg doesn’t need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. the petro engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. having a degree doesn’t give you instant access to becoming a petroleum engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo
did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? yeh, i think he is a petroleum engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the m-ssive dip in his mouth.
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