Petrov
j-zzing in your hand, clenching your fist, and keeping it there until its stuck. then you punch someone in the face
i hate that fat b-tch, i’m gonna petrov her in the face.
1) a psychopath
2) a cheap manipulator who, when things will blow up in his face, will find nothing else to do but to blame the whole galaxy.
3) a moron who manages to destroy about everything he undertakes and then poses (and maybe even thinks) he is a victim.
4) a male wh-r-
5) someone who deludes himself in being so clever when in reality profoundly mediocre
“he did a petrov”, ie once again he managed to mess up everything. of course, he will delude himself in thinking he is the victim of a conspiracy.
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