---

pettilexiosis

---

Read Also:

• Peurve

  that one guy that you know, and always manage to b-mp into during p-ssing periods at school, but never talk to. and there’s no actual reason for it, it’s just that neither of you talk. (note – this doesn’t have to be at school. it could be at work, or at the aa meetings, or […]

• Phillipino Palm Tree

  when you have s-x with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his p-n-s is rough and b-mpy like a palm tree jake gave me my first phillipino palm tree and i’ll be using ointment for a month!

• phil macavity

  the scottish version of “phil mccracken”. pr-nounced “fill ma’ cavity” essentially a humorous alias to use on school sign-in forms or to identify ones’self as to unsuspecting law enforcement personnel, as the humour in such a joke is two-fold: from the indivuidual pr-nouncing the name, and from his/her puzzlment and sudden realization as to what […]

• phobosmirror

  phobosmirror noun 1. an alternative to dipsh-t 2. a follicly challenged mute 3. a confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups. 4. someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay. 5. someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at walmart is a rip-off. as […]

• Stressosity

  when a certain person feels under pressure and extremely stressed out bob: so, you gotten in with dat girl yet bro? jim: oh my god stop stepping in my life, stressosity!! bob: soz bro.

---