Peurve
that one guy that you know, and always manage to b-mp into during p-ssing periods at school, but never talk to. and there’s no actual reason for it, it’s just that neither of you talk. (note – this doesn’t have to be at school. it could be at work, or at the aa meetings, or family gatherings. the place isn’t important.)
“hey, what happened between you and jorge?”
“i don’t know, we’ve been peurving it up this whole month.”
“have you seen fransisco around lately?”
“yeah, but the little peurve won’t talk to me.”
“man, i lent my retainers to larry last week, but ever since then he’s been peurving everyone off and i can’t get them back.”
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