petting the pony


instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
jodi: dude, look at marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

travis: i guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

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