peuf
peuf, essentially onomatopoeia. as in, the direct release of suppressed air from the head of a phallus after fornication. equivalent to the familiar female intonation, ‘queef’.
i took my d-ck out, and it peufed.
someone who is a loser, socially inept
did you see that guy get knocked out by that girl? what a peuf.
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