peum
it stands for post ejaculatory urninary malfunction. after a male -j-c-l-t- and then tries to urniate there are always multiple streams and strange angles.
sorry, honey. i p-ssed on the blinds again. d-mn peum.
acronym for post ejaculatory urinary misfire. after -j-c-l-t-ng (either through masturbation or copulation), if all of the s-m-n is not expelled, some may remain in the urethra, developing a slightly more solid phase.
as the male attempts to urinate later (often the next morning), the urine may spray in multiple directions as a result of the blockage.
man, i had to clean up my bathroom for 30 minutes this morning because i had a killer peum.
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