Pew gun
an imaginary weapon used to shoot your friends for any situation or succession of words that they spew out that makes them seem like a h-m-s-xual or p-ssy. you must hold your hand with your thumb and forefinger out, at a 90 degree angle, so your hand looks like a gun, and yell “pew pew pew” as many times as you deem sufficient. instances requiring the use of the pew gun include, but are not limited to, the following:
talking on the phone with your girlfriend more than 5 times a day, or more than 10 minutes at a time; eating a salad; watching access hollywood or any similarly gay show; drinking a b-tch drink (fuzzy navel, margarita, etc.) or otherwise doing something fruity.
doug: come on, let’s get wasted!
gus: wait, i have to call my girlfriend first.
doug: (holds his hand out for the pew gun) pew pew pew!
gus: yo, you wanna hit this blunt? it’s some good sh-t.
doug: nah, i gotta finish my homework and then i’m making myself a fuzzy navel.
gus: (holds his hand out for the pew gun) pew pew pew!
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