pext
a text received while preoccupied, often missed, lost, and not found or remembered until later
i was on the phone, i didn’t see your pext until i got here.
i am sorry baby, i’m got it as a pext, i was in meetings all day.
sending a picture of your p-n-s via a text message.
i’m so sl-tty, that i can’t take you to dinner and court you proper. i’m just going to show you my schl-ng before you even hear the sound of my voice, so here is a pext.
peeing and texting at the same time.
the whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.
to text while parked in your car
as in – ” i drove my car into the parking lot, parked and pexted you the directions to the mall” .. or..” i pulled my car off to the side of the road and and pexted you the directions”
to p–p and text simultaneously.
he was in a hurry to respond to the cute girl’s text, but he also needed to use the toilet, so he pexted her.
texting while p–ping.
hey, i miss you. btw, this is a pext.
verb – to pext
sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you’re late, or just showing off.
thomas – ”how did she react? i heard you were over an hour late…”
will – ”i know, but i sent her a pext on the way. she still went crazy at me though.”
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