pez

a term used to describe an individual, situation, item or pretty much anything that is; not worth you’re time, pathetic or just flat out rubbish.
boy: “i really can’t be bothered going out tonight, can we just sit in and watch bake off?” girl: “stop being pez!”
or
“that free kick was pez.”
a spice boy with an exceedingly large head.
known to frustrate people with pictures of his gay, pretty boy face.
also known to come off with extremely cheesy sayings.
(after seeing a picture of pez) there is that pez w-nker again. oh my g-d i so want to wreck that wee d-ck. that guy is such a pr-ck. would love to smack him.
“eh-heh,my names pez,and im back wit my babez again, this time its forever!”
f-ck up pez you f-cking c-nt
candy shaped into small, 1/4″ tablets. nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a “pez dispenser”, which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. for some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector’s items.
“i had a spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though.”
luvly drug.
comes in all flavors,
but “lemon” recommended for beginners b4 movin on 2 “strawberry”
u pezhead! y is your brain so f-cked?

yo chill, have a pez, cool down.
my gardener.
“yo pez how dem flowers growig?”
“si, flowers good si.”
1. short for peasant or peasantry.
meaning anything that is sh-t, bad, unfair, annoying, gay, f-cked up, poor, stinghy, sc-mmy, crummy, small, unlucky, rude, harsh or irritating.
2. a person can also be pez, meaning any of the above. usually they are called a ‘pezza’.
1. “f-ck that sh-t! that’s pez!”
2. “stop being so pez. just give me the ounce for $50.”
“f-ck you, ya pezza.”
yiddish word for small p-n-s
instead of using the commom word schumuck, i called that -ss face a pez.
a pez can be one or all of the following.

1. an emof-g
2. a thick b-st-rd
3. an immature w-nker
4. a midget
1. “look at that emof-g over there listening to lostprophets, hes such a pez
2.”ahahaha that pez does not understand the relative advantages of a communist society””
3.”look at that loser over there with his p-ck-r out, he’s a complete pez”
4.”poor nikki and her vertically challenged boyfriend john, he’s king pez”