PFB
penn football – which is a bad word
abbie: “woohoo let’s show some school spirit and make a t-shirt with pfb”
superintendent: “banned, because definithing.com has pfb to mean ‘potential f-ck buddy’ as one of the definitions way down there!”
(true story)
post fap blues
noun:
the blues following fapping.
this self indulgence, for men, means solo -j-c-l-t–n often with the aid of p-rnographic material. over time this material may become more and more graphic, eventually involving the sharing of all bodily secretions simultaneously between people (and occasionally even animals)
it is believed that the feelings of low self worth and crushing despair that descend after fapping are caused by return of blood flow to the brain and the realization of what you just m-st-rb-t-d to.
pfbs normally include the emptying of one or more browser caches
also note worthy: if you still like a girl during your pfbs, that is considered by many to be true love.
ted: hey bro, im not going out tonight
fiachra: why man? we’ve been planning this for weeks!
ted: i got those pfbs, just not feeling up to it!
fiachra: but stephs gunna be out man?
ted: ya your right, i want to see her!
fiachra: thats true love
a shortening of ‘pink fluffy bunnies’
acronym for “penn football”
“man! did you see the pfb game last night?!”
an acronym that stands for “pretty f-cking bored.” it’s self-explanatory, really.
guy 1: “hey man, how goes?”
guy 2: “i’m taking summer cl-sses, my parents keep ragging on me to get a job, and my girlfriend dumped me last week.”
guy 1: “yeeaaahhh. . . i’ve been pfb too.”
please find below
pfb the instructions to biuld your car.
post-finals-blunt. smoking a blunt when you’re done with school to kick off summer.
thursday at noon, meet me in the park for a pfb and lets get this summer started!
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