PFM
peyton f-cking manning. abbreviation for peyton manning an american football player in the nfl. the abbreviation was first made (due to fcc regulations)
on a sports talk radio station in denver upon the signing of peyton manning to the denver broncos on 3/20/2012.
the denver broncos just signed pfm! peyton f-cking manning! i can’t believe it!
pure f-cking magic.
person a: how the h-ll does a person sing in harmony with themselves?
person b: pfm.
please forgive me.
i accidentally fell on top of your mom. pfm please forgive me.
pinchi f-ckin mexican of sh-t
phrase often used by mexicans who live in the states making fun of their race. most of the times when a mexican says or does anything stupid, and another mexican answers. (pinchi means f-ckin in english, so yes, you say f-ckin f-ckin…)
when two grease monkeys are working on a car in the shop, and one of em gets h-t with a wrench in the head, the other one says: “ooh you pinchi f-ckin mexican of sh-t” or “ooh you pfms”
pretty f-cking much……
“so you’re just sleeping all day?”
answer
p.f.m.
pizza faced mexican.usually fat and extremely annoying. can be changed to incoporate other ethnicites such as pfc-pizza faced chinese, pfa-pizza faced african,etc.
why is that pfm so d-mn ugly?
an acronym for a p-n-s face m-ssage. a relaxing and erotic face m-ssage using a flaccid p-n-s. the soft glans p-n-s can be used with or without foreskin. known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of b-lls on the face.
“what are you doing after work today?”
“i’m so stressed! i just want to go home and get a pfm from my boyfriend.”
“that sounds great, can i come over and get one too?”
“of course not you f-cking wh-r-, die in a fire.”
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