pft
an exlamation of disbelief
joe-“i won the lottery!!”
me-“pft! yeah right.”
a sound made when you could really care less about the subject mentioned but don’t want to verbally express how you feel.
pft.
pretty f—ing terrible; the opposite of mmph (makes me pretty happy)
you listen to kid rock? pft, no wonder you don’t have a girlfriend.
pretty f-cking tight
negroid 1: daaammmnnn!!! did you see that -ss?
negroid 2: h-ll yea! that was p.f.t. man!
potential for thickness
she’s cute but she has pft. potential for thickness!
short for poofter
pft, look at that h-m-
p-n-s fly trap
a humorous prank typically pulled by a male on another male where the one conducting the prank suddenly jumps and wraps his legs around the unsuspecting male, locking them together at the ankles in an unbreakable “p-n-s fly trap”.
so the other day i was talking to chad at seth’s house and suddenly austin came up from behind him and locked him in a pft. chad was astounded.
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