the status achieved by someone who, having received a ph.d., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.
andrea’s friends–having prudently earned their mds, mbas, jds, and other preprofessional degrees years before–were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst andrea, having toiled through the bataan death march-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely ph.doomed.

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