Phaganism
a term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge
some common phaganisms are: “anything under 100 dollars is free”, “re-occuring current occurances”, “ruples do not exist”, “such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body”, “catroner”, “check-weigher check-weigher”
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can be used in place of any noun, verb or adjective. can also be used as a greeting. is also the act of dumping the last bit of crumbs in the bottom of a bag of chips into your mouth. chuaght! i dropped my f-ckin cigarette!
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of which a rather disgusting person (or festival goer) trades in a hot running shower or relaxing bath for a baby wipe scrub down. 1. hey mate, intya gonna meet that bird in like, ten minutes? 2.sh-t yeah, f-ck i stink! 1. ‘av a chav shower, she’ll be well up for it.
- ChavyConga
chavs doing the conga.this can take place down the street at a party or at the park with their crew. i made this up with my friend in a pe lesson.acting it out was a laugh-i recommend you try it-chav or not.(baggy trousers required;) you right my homies,hows it hangin?you fancy doing the chavyconga?
- Chaxiraxi
name in the canary islands. since of indigen origin, often used as middle name in canarian families of spanish origin. usually -ssociated with incredibly beautiful and intelligent women. “look at that hottie, i bet her middle name is chaxiraxie!”