phailure


a special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. failure so fantastic, it’s written about in epic novels.
man 1: “i heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?”
man 2: “well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band.”
man 1: “dude…..phailure…”
when the phillies lose it is cl-ssified as phailure.
did you see that phailure last night.

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