Phallic Icicle


when ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the p-n-s long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of c-m to hang from the b-ll-nd.
john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i p-ssed out.

carl: oh sh-t, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees

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