phallic pretzel art
the art of creating p-n-s related symbols from a popular baked snack food. this often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
during fourth period english cl-ss, dante could not help but to create the mona lisa of c-cks with his $1.25 rold gold pretzel sticks on his desk. his phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby clara, but not by mrs. tuber.
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