phallometry


the study of the penile dimensions of male human beings. this can be conducted informally, e.g., a heteros-xual woman vetting a potential lover on the basis of his purported or observed length and width, or formally, as when a clinician or condom manufacturer collects data through direct measurements, surveys or some combination of these.
wanting to shed her reputation as a “size queen,” “c-ckhound,” and so on without sacrificing her preferences, kittyjane decided to start putting “expect phallometry” in her online personal ads.

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