phallonometer


a tool for measuring ones too or (phallus)!!! which is ones p-n-s!
scott and i measured each others c-cks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin c-ck!!!

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