Phallusize


1. verb. to fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. to be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.
despite trying to think about jesus, monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

i couldn’t help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

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