Phantom Ball Pain


when a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering “what the h-ll caused that??”
“i was sitting at my desk working when bam!!, phantom ball pain. i could barely move for like 5 minutes!”

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