phantom balls


when a person who does not have t-st-cl-s observes a feeling of having b-lls. often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.
kelly had phantom b-lls for a few seconds, after observing tom receive a shovel to the n-ts-ck.
a game played mostly in bars by male youths in which each player pulls it through the fly of his pants… jus the beans not the frank… the first player to be called out (busted) by a female in the bar has to pay for the next round.
note: the female calling out/busting the player must out right vocally call it so as it is undisputed full recognition.
her- “excuse me, but your ‘er hmm’ are hanging out!”
other players- “phantom ball! … your round man!”

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