phantom beef


phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but n-body is there to blame it on. not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the sh-tter off the hinges. totally different.
dude, were you in the mop closet today? i went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like sh-t.

nah bruh, i was in there yesterday and it didn’t smell, must be phantom beef.

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