Phantom Blizzard


when you’re having s-x with a young lady in the style of doggy and you’re about to c-m, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.
i was having dirty backdoor s-x with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. i don’t think she’s gonna call me any more.

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