Phantom Construction
when unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn’t a construction worker in sight. a/k/a/ government efficiency at its best.
i was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. turns out, no one has worked on site in days.
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