Phantom Crapper
a person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. the only way you recognize the phantom cr-pper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.
ron: “man, i made the mistake of taking a leak while the phantom cr-pper was in there. the stench was so overwhelming i had to cut it off midstream and evacuate.”
paul: “any idea who it is? i will make sure not to use the restroom while he’s in there.”
ron: “no idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarr-ssment. he’s a phantom cr-pper.”
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