Phantom Dutchman
(n). a s-x act, similar to the dutch rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. the phantom dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for s-xual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.
-“how do you and julie maintain your long distance relationship?”
-“usually through phone s-x but last night i gave her a phantom dutchman while watching on skype”
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