Phantom Feature
a useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.
expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.
using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.
technical -n-logue to phantom limb
after years of firefox and chrome, i can’t bear to use ie for all the phantom features
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