phantom feces is when you have to hold your p–p for a long time because there is no place to go. but by the time you get to a toilet the p–p is no longer there. it is a fantom feces.
“i have to p–p so bad.”
“hold on dude, we will be home soon.”
20 minutes later arriving at home, “you can go p–p now.”
“oh i don’t have to go anymore, it was phantom feces.”
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