phantom jam
a traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. no roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. just a great big traffic jam.
the common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.
an office or home printer that “jams”, but there is no real printer jam. a phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. the movie office sp-ce depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.
printer jam? there is no printer jam! piece of —- phantom jam!
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