phantom jerker
one who constantly and furiously m-st-rb-t-s into his webcam while on chat roulette.
credit to ashley
“yeah, tonight chatting i’ve met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers.”
one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.
kg (the phantom jerker) phantom jerked jp
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