PHantom Logger


an unknown person who leaves large t-rds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. these t-rds resemble logs.
someone keeps doing bl–dy great poos in the loo at work. everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bl–dy log, and it won’t go down. we haven’t found out who the culprit is yet. we call him the phantom logger.

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